Our derby season kicks off here in Pittsburgh this Saturday! I hear all the time from douchebag guys who say they want to come check it out because it’s “sexy” or they think they’re going to score with a derby chick… but they are dead wrong.
Check out Pittsburgh’s Steel City Derby Demons. or find your own local teams at wftda.com
In case you were not aware, my wife is “Atomic Bombino”…which by default means that I DO get to hook up with a derby girl. Eat it, douchers.

Wait?! Did I miss “thing I should know about modern roller derby” #6?
No, but apparently I did! – I messed up near the bottom because I had a gag about how GUYS SHOULD NOT DO THIS and how male derby is just wrong, but I scrapped it.
Showing some support here in NJ!
http://jerzeyderby.com/
So are those all Derby Demons in the comic? If so, SHOUT OUT, man! Derby lovers wanna know.
Yeah there are at least three based on demons I knOw. Calypso (bombino) in panel one. McShovin in the Caruso panel and Betty Bonecrusher in the whip it panel… The rest are just amalgamations.