Today’s comic is based on an actual email (almost word for word) that I received from Bob on Wednesday night.
Also the term “Kentucky Shitters” is what we call it when you walk into a restroom and it smells as if a truck driver held his shit all the way from Kentucky before pulling into your neighborhood to drop off a load. It can be a lethal experience if you’re not careful.
Good day.
Now I have to wonder if this crack team is part of the same organization that modifies waiting room chairs so that no matter how carefully you sit yourself down it -always- sounds like you’re farting.
I’ve been to that mall but luckily didn’t have to use the bathroom there! I prefer to do my business at Ollie’s or another high class establishment.
I never heard the term “Kentucky Shitters” before, but I know exactly what that is now and will be adding it to my every day language. I love this stuff.
Is that Bob’s real phone number???
His real phone number? Keep hoping buddy! EVERYONE wants to talk to Bob, his life is full of winning. The only drug he uses is “Bob”. Charlie Sheen dreams of being Bob!
I don’t know, call it and see! Maybe leave him a nice message that he’ll get on Monday or Sunday? Offer ends soon….
I can confirm that this happens on the Western end of the US as well.
Bob is right! You guys better listen to Bob.
And Texas. Only here, in order to be a true Master Shitter your gut must touch both walls of the stall simultaneously.
Like an open latrine in a swamp.
My attorney says nyone using the term ” Kentucky Shitter ” in print and/or speech owes me a buck .
Kentucky Shitter cracks me up.